faeiouck: shady-bacon: faeiouck: “all slytherins are evil” “all gryffindors are good guys” “ravenclaws are nothing but nerds” “hufflepuffs don’t do anything” Name one evil Gryffindor. One. peTER PETTIGREW YOU LITTLE SHIT DO NOT QUESTION ME
jimmyjamjimjohn: rubywhiterabbit: One day we’ll be in a Marvel movie, sitting there as something doesn’t feel right. and as the credits start to roll we’ll know what it is. It will flash up on screen and our hearts will break. “In loving memory of Stan Lee”. There was no cameo in that movie. And there never will be again.
nines-draw-blog: jacknoir: THESE TWO HAVE BEEN STANDING FACING EACH OTHER FOR LIKE 2 MINUTES AND ONE OF THEM JUST PICKED UP A FLOWER AND SET IT DOWN AN THE OTHER ONE PICKED IT UP THATS SO FUCKIGN CUTE OH MY GOD Just going to leave this here
lameborghini: for being a teen girl i sure do talk about my dick a lot
flutterlings: the whole yahoo/tumblr thing is rly just like when a single dad marries a new woman and the kids get rebellious and are like “YOU’RE NOT MY REAL MOM”
italktosnakes: vondell-swain: otawolf4: ...
mellarkish: CYRING BECUASE JOSH LLOKS LIKE A SUPER MIDGET IN THIS PHOTO HOLY SHIT
chrisynova: sollux: that one shirt that makes your boobs look fucking great i’m a guy and i can agree with this
hawkerly: WHO IS THIS ROBERT YOU SPEAK OF ALL I SEE IS PURE ASS TONY FUCKING STARK
mad-manwithablog: spooky-richter: choosing a halloween costume is serious business like do i fandom do i scary do i disney princess if you go as dean winchester you’ll be all three
The companions reaction to River
Donna: Who the fuck are you
Amy: wow she is fierce I ship you and the doctor so hard omg are you married you should totally get married.
Clara: Thought you were a man lol.
iamtonysexual: jonandtheon: jonandtheon: jonandtheon: MY BOOK IS LOCKED IN A CLASSROOMN RED ASLERT I TOLD THIS REALLY NICE KID WHO NEVER CAUSES TROUBLE AND HEREACHED INTO HIS BACKPACK AND PULLED OUT A KEYCHAIN WITH KEYS TO THE CLASSROOM AND UNLOCKED IT FOR ME?? update i asked him why he had those keys and he said “its not important” im so lost He’ll be vital to your quest later,...
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allzodiac: The Air signs’ (Gemini, Libra, Aquarius) wants and needs are constantly changing. Depending on their mood, their thoughts and opinions may change as well. The Fire signs (Aries, Leo, Sagittarius) are known to be pretty social in most situations, but when they’re surrounded by unknown faces…
farorescourage: raraima: farorescourage: CAN SOMEONE FIND THAT POST OF THE SLOWPOKE MIXED WITH NINETAILS PLS MY COADMIN DIDN’T(OR FORGOT TO?) CREDIT AND I NEED THE URL THIS ONE http://kairisk.tumblr.com/post/51009599683/so-i-pokemon-fusioned-and-the-majesty BLESS ALL OF UR SOULS IT GOT LIKE 500 LIKED AND ALMOST 200 SHARES IM SO MAD THANK
shannananan: mercimonamie: i fell in love with him like ketchup falls out of a bottle: slowly, and then all at once. oh my god you managed to one up john green.
owlcitymordred: stagdoeandfawn: catully: brigwife: latitudeoctopus: brigwife: wait you mean you don’t use the word ‘fortnight’ in america??? Wait what? Then what do they use? they don’t have a word what do you mean they don’t have a word what kind of uncivilised people are they?? the fuck is a fortnight It’s a word for ‘two weeks’
pizzaforpresident: if i was trapped inside a room filled with explosives and the only way out was to eat a whole tomato i would die
thefaultsinourself: densofaxis: the swim team at my school was able to slip in “we go in hard and come out wet” in the yearbook and the yearbook people didn’t realize it until it was too late so they put stickers over that part but everyone’s taking that shit off that is beautiful
when i say otp i dont actually mean “one true pairing” because having only one would be terrible what i actually mean is i sail this ship so hard that my feelings will make the boat change form into a rocket ship and i will pierce through the atmosphere with how much i want these two to be doki doki
(I’m running errands for my pregnant wife. While walking to a nearby store, I see two teenagers harassing a child that is only four or five years old. I shoo them away from the boy, and he introduces himself.)
Me: “So, where’s your mom at?”
Boy: “She’s in the store. Do you have kids?”
Me: “Not yet. We’re expecting a baby girl soon, though.”
Boy: “Well, she’s going to turn out nice, like you! So, I’m going to marry her someday!”
(I laugh, and play along while I bring him to the service desk, and wait until his mom picks him up. Six years later, my daughter comes home from school and introduces us to a friend that defended her against a bully on the playground. I didn’t recognize him, but he certainly knew who I was!)
heartcramp: Look, if you nicely tell me that swearing makes you uncomfortable and you politely ask me not to, I will stop immediately and speak nicer than a nun. But if you start acting like you’re on some fucking high horse, or telling me that I’m going to Hell for talking the way that I do and you can’t “be around that kind of language” then you can bet your motherfuckin’ ass that I’ll be...
jesusdoesntfit: chrisynova: looking-for-the-true-me: i am like really really bad at keeping things spoiler free for my friends. like a friend is now watching season 5 and i kinda already told her the season final of season 8. This could be about any show Well, is not Sherlock